Truth...

Children do not learn what you teach them.  Children mirror EXACTLY what they are shown. 

There is nothing so humbling as watching my children behave the same way I do.  Where can I go to fix it QUICK!!??  They are driving me crazy and I have to accept responsibility for it because I taught them soooooooo well!! 

I really wish I had gotten my act together before I had kids.  I really wish I had my act together now that I have kids.  I really wonder how one 'gets their act together'?   I see a ANOTHER self-help book in my future.