Saturday, July 14, 2007

Watermelon observations

-Watermelon is a wonderful colon cleansing agent. About 5 or 6 small chunks and you can lose about 4 lbs.

-Watermelon will also cleanse your bladder, at least once an hour after those same 5 or 6 small chunks.

-Watermelon rinds should be thrown into the woods as they are biodegradable and good food for possum, deer, raccoons and all sorts of other critters we have spotted in our backlot. This is scary late at night. So I just have Toby escort me.

-Toby fetches watermelon rinds. Thrown over the fence and into the woods. So as not to attract flies and such.

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