Monday, April 09, 2007

Too funny!

Susie (see links) sent me this in my email. I laughed and laughed and then thought I should share. They are good ones!

I especially love #6 and my hubby LIVES by #7.


AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY ARE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

4 comments:

Jen, Fred, Jennifer or Mom said...

OH MY Heavens!!! That made me laugh out loud!!! I've got a 3 yr old screaming at me and some boys scattered throughtout the house and I am sitting here laughing!! THANK YOU!!!!

Mia said...

FYI Janice,
duck tape comes in designer colors at Micheals!! Hot pink is my fav!
Thanks for the laugh this morning
Mia

Julie Anne said...

Huge LOL on the slinky comment...that one cracked me up the most.

Susie said...

LOL--so glad you liked it. I knew you would--you love to laugh about as much as I do. : )