2 Funny, 2 True!!
Author unknown, I wish it was me!!
"I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that
my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of
gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended
by it.
I'm voting Democrat because, when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that the bad guys
will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain
on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't
start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of
babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make
profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the
government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their
agendas past the voters. "
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own"
1 comment:
These are sterotypical, and generally ungrounded statements which in no way enhances understanding of amazingly important and complex issues. I view this blog as a forum to discuss real matters, not a place to post bumper-sticker slogans.
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